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The sheriff's body lay baking in the road in the Arizona heat, and it would probably be days or even weeks before someone else might come by.

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Ariel looked forlornly at her legs, failing to consider how lovely they were as her vision gradually grew darker. She knew her crucial mistake, one critical yet easily overlooked request from Ursula: lungs.

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You click on the first sentence to find out what happens in the second.

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After years of training, certifications, and experience, I knew exactly what was wrong with the engine and how to fix it.

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It turns out when you die you don't go straight to heaven or hell, you go to court first.

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After all the birds and pigs that had to be put down during bird flu and swine flu, we thought we were past the worst of it.

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After all the birds and pigs that had to be put down during bird flu and swine flu, mad cow disease, and of course covid, we thought we were past the worst of it.

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We thought it was crazy that AI was able to create a whole new world in less than a week.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The sheriff's body lay baking in the road in the Arizona heat, and it would probably be days or even weeks before someone else might come by.	3587
Ariel looked forlornly at her legs, failing to consider how lovely they were as her vision gradually grew darker. She knew her crucial mistake, one critical yet easily overlooked request from Ursula: lungs.	147
You click on the first sentence to find out what happens in the second.	29
After years of training, certifications, and experience, I knew exactly what was wrong with the engine and how to fix it.	26
It turns out when you die you don't go straight to heaven or hell, you go to court first.	26
After all the birds and pigs that had to be put down during bird flu and swine flu, we thought we were past the worst of it.	10
After all the birds and pigs that had to be put down during bird flu and swine flu, mad cow disease, and of course covid, we thought we were past the worst of it.	1
We thought it was crazy that AI was able to create a whole new world in less than a week.	1