/u/RLYoshi's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I grit my teeth and held my broken arm as I told the genie, "I wish everyone in town knew how horrible and evil my husband is."

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After we order our drinks at the bar, my date pulls me aside in private.

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"The first ten people to the finish line will advance to the next round, and all others will be killed."

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.

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Having been a brain surgeon for over 40 years, this was far from the first time I discovered a tumor that had grown teeth.

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Being afraid of needles, I looked away while the doctor gave me my shot.

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In heaven, I asked God if I had ever unknowingly saved anyone's life, and he said I had actually saved millions.

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It turns out we're not alone in the universe after all.

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My roommate and I got into an argument about him eating my food.

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My wife and I were devastated to learn that our son had killed himself.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I grit my teeth and held my broken arm as I told the genie, "I wish everyone in town knew how horrible and evil my husband is."	13431
After we order our drinks at the bar, my date pulls me aside in private.	10266
"The first ten people to the finish line will advance to the next round, and all others will be killed."	8488
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.	2344
Having been a brain surgeon for over 40 years, this was far from the first time I discovered a tumor that had grown teeth.	684
Being afraid of needles, I looked away while the doctor gave me my shot.	467
In heaven, I asked God if I had ever unknowingly saved anyone's life, and he said I had actually saved millions.	221
It turns out we're not alone in the universe after all.	108
My roommate and I got into an argument about him eating my food.	40
My wife and I were devastated to learn that our son had killed himself.	30