/u/RagingCeltik's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Thank you for the wonderful evening," I said, bending down to kiss my sweetheart on the forehead.

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I looked at disgust at the mess that kid left in the toilet.

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I just finished reading reviews of my recently released autobiography.

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People always scream and jump when I sneak up behind them and yell "BOO"!

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My dad just said, "Son, sometimes life is an unfinished sentence."

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As a parent, I'm constantly frustrated by children not cleaning up after themselves.

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I watched as the police flew past the house.

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Today is first day of the rest of my life.

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I posted a personal story about overcoming depression on reddit.

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I watched in horror as the Priest tore my beating heart from my chest.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Thank you for the wonderful evening," I said, bending down to kiss my sweetheart on the forehead.	72
I looked at disgust at the mess that kid left in the toilet.	29
I just finished reading reviews of my recently released autobiography.	26
People always scream and jump when I sneak up behind them and yell "BOO"!	26
My dad just said, "Son, sometimes life is an unfinished sentence."	22
As a parent, I'm constantly frustrated by children not cleaning up after themselves.	15
I watched as the police flew past the house.	15
Today is first day of the rest of my life.	13
I posted a personal story about overcoming depression on reddit.	6
I watched in horror as the Priest tore my beating heart from my chest.	5