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I was extra cautious finding a place to live and I'll fight tooth and nail to keep it.

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Our neighbors are finally setting sail on that giant boat they've been blathering about for ages.

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"Ah, the two sisters Odette, they've survived the worst storm yet!"

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"So you actually were a vampire this whole time!"

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We were never cruel to them and we held no power but

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We found the god we worshipped dead on the bottom of some ocean trench.

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I've quickly sanitized and covered the bite.

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They say you shouldn't have a favorite sibling, but the others should have put up more of a fight.

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Assumed I was paranoid, then the book I thought I destroyed

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was extra cautious finding a place to live and I'll fight tooth and nail to keep it.	487
Our neighbors are finally setting sail on that giant boat they've been blathering about for ages.	208
"Ah, the two sisters Odette, they've survived the worst storm yet!"	39
"So you actually were a vampire this whole time!"	29
We were never cruel to them and we held no power but	15
We found the god we worshipped dead on the bottom of some ocean trench.	14
I've quickly sanitized and covered the bite.	11
They say you shouldn't have a favorite sibling, but the others should have put up more of a fight.	8
Assumed I was paranoid, then the book I thought I destroyed	8