/u/RandomCashier75's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I looked down at the nearly empty bottle of my epilepsy medication and looked outside the window again.

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Did you know becoming a zombie is able to be caught by more then just being bitten?

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You know, I always thought I'd have to save the last bullet for myself if there was a zombie uprising.

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My mother found the cure to death itself.

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I've always had great hearing - it's useful wherever I go.

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I saved a man's life yesterday from a woman trying to run him over with her Jeep.

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Ever seen someone covered in spiders, screaming in terror, and unable to get out of their situation?

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I have a reoccurring nightmare about driving.

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I served the meal to my crush on a platter.

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"Phlebotomist wanted, no experience required, will cover all training costs in the job" - the Craigslist job article I answered listed.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I looked down at the nearly empty bottle of my epilepsy medication and looked outside the window again.	593
Did you know becoming a zombie is able to be caught by more then just being bitten?	147
You know, I always thought I'd have to save the last bullet for myself if there was a zombie uprising.	142
My mother found the cure to death itself.	133
I've always had great hearing - it's useful wherever I go.	30
I saved a man's life yesterday from a woman trying to run him over with her Jeep.	27
Ever seen someone covered in spiders, screaming in terror, and unable to get out of their situation?	25
I have a reoccurring nightmare about driving.	25
I served the meal to my crush on a platter.	22
"Phlebotomist wanted, no experience required, will cover all training costs in the job" - the Craigslist job article I answered listed.	20