/u/Randomgold42's posts
[WP]"Whatever happens, remember, you must not shout or cry." Mama says with worried eyes. "Why not?" You ask. "I'll tell you why." Papa says as he checks his weapon. "Santa Claus is coming to town."
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[WP] You're a weak mage who only knows cleaning and lifestyle magic. Shame you're also the last mage alive. Even worse is that the Evil Overlord can only be defeated by a magic user.
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[WP] In a world filled with superheroes and villains, you are one of the most important and sought after people in the world. You are the only barber who has figured out how to cut a super human's hair.
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[WP]A witch, a vampire and a necromancer are all living in the same apartment, and have just gotten fourth roommate. That roommate is an angel.
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[WP] Dating one of the most powerful supers in the world is surprisingly easy. Not letting them find out you're actually a lot more powerful than they are? Now that's hard.
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[WP]"You're not here to invade us or do horrible experiments on us, are you?" Asked the human. "What? No, of course not." Replied the alien. "We're here on vacation and could really use a local tour guide."
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[WP] While engaging in an argument online, one of the participants has requested that you "go outside and touch some grass." This is a very odd request to make of an AI with no physical body, but you'll give it your best shot.
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[WP] You've just become a member of the Illuminati High Council. And you've come with a lot of radical new ideas for the secret, world controlling organization. The first of these is to stop putting clues to your existence in everything.
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[WP]Once, long ago, you told an old stranger that you wanted to see all there is to see. You had no idea the man was a god, and that he would grant your wish by making you immortal until you've seen everything there is. It was not until recently that you found out he meant the entire universe.
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