/u/Randomgold42's posts
[WP]In an apocalyptic wasteland, you're one of the most important people. One that all seek. One of that can mark the rise and fall of nations. One who can control all of civilization. For you are one of the last farmers.
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[WP] You're the only woman in a classic five-man party. They all think you're the gentle healer. Which is frustrating, since you know you're the best warrior on the team.
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[WP] As the sun rises, the child turns to their father and asks: "Daddy, where do all the stars go when the Sun comes up?"
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[WP] Civilization as we know it has collapsed. It did not happen because of a war, or plague or famine, or any of the other predicted reasons.. No, it happened because the cocoa bean went extinct.
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[WP]When you gained magical powers, you were supposed to use them to save people and make life better. You would rather use them to goof off and have fun.
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[WP] Everyone knows that when using magic, you need an incantation. One day while conducting an experiment, you make a discovery. It's not the incantation itself that makes magic work. It's the caster's intent that matters.
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[WP]You are single, and have been for years. One day, the most attractive person you've ever seen approaches you. he/she slaps you and, cries "I'm breaking up with you and never want to see you again!" before storming off.
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[WP] The Hero is destined to receive their myriad gifts from a Divine Light from the heavens. Unfortunately, the day the Hero was supposed to receive these gifts, they were home sick. So they went to some random guy on the street who happened to be there.
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[WP]You wished to be a chick magnet. Now you have to avoid all sources of baby birds, otherwise they'll stick to you.
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