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After completing my mandatory three month hospital shift, I joyfully raced home to my husband!

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I gently unswaddled my newborn baby, excited to count my son’s fingers and toes.

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I stood before my floor length mirror, nauseatingly examining my bulging rolls of fat and deeply dimpled flesh...

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“Shhhhh... Mommy’s coming, Clara!” I cooed as I gathered the shrieking child into my arms...

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My best friend Rachel had only two great ambitions in life: to lose ten pounds and to attain internet stardom.

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Perilously close to DTs, my shaking hand reaches for the last beer in my cooler.

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Three hours ago, I discovered a thick black hair, grasped it firmly in my tweezers, and began to pull it from my throat.

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I had a series of potential new roommates to my house today for drinks and interviews.

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After a particularly grueling week at work, I sighed deeply with satisfaction as I relaxed into my hot bath water...

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I was sitting stationary at a red light when I saw two very hot guys in the car beside me, laughing hysterically, waving their arms, and pointing at me.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
After completing my mandatory three month hospital shift, I joyfully raced home to my husband!	519
I gently unswaddled my newborn baby, excited to count my son’s fingers and toes.	187
I stood before my floor length mirror, nauseatingly examining my bulging rolls of fat and deeply dimpled flesh...	118
“Shhhhh... Mommy’s coming, Clara!” I cooed as I gathered the shrieking child into my arms...	47
My best friend Rachel had only two great ambitions in life: to lose ten pounds and to attain internet stardom.	29
Perilously close to DTs, my shaking hand reaches for the last beer in my cooler.	28
Three hours ago, I discovered a thick black hair, grasped it firmly in my tweezers, and began to pull it from my throat.	25
I had a series of potential new roommates to my house today for drinks and interviews.	14
After a particularly grueling week at work, I sighed deeply with satisfaction as I relaxed into my hot bath water...	12
I was sitting stationary at a red light when I saw two very hot guys in the car beside me, laughing hysterically, waving their arms, and pointing at me.	2