/u/RazzDaNinja's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My mother tells me that I got a gold star because I am a good boy

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I aim my gun at my best friend, her face filled with nothing but bloodlust and rage

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It wasn’t just the worms falling from the clouds that horrified me

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As I lean to the side of the ladder just a bit too far, the sound of raucous laughter erupts as my head hits the ground and they start to crowd around me.

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The last man of Earth sat alone in a room.

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“How’s your father dear?” My newly divorced mother said as she comes to sit at the table.

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My owner takes me for walkies every morning because we’re best friends

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There’s a girl crawling out of my cellar with blood running down her eyes

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After 60 years of searching, I wept with joy upon finding the Fountain of Youth

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When the angels came down from heaven, what struck us most was when we realized they weren't here for us.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My mother tells me that I got a gold star because I am a good boy	11061
I aim my gun at my best friend, her face filled with nothing but bloodlust and rage	6546
It wasn’t just the worms falling from the clouds that horrified me	2231
As I lean to the side of the ladder just a bit too far, the sound of raucous laughter erupts as my head hits the ground and they start to crowd around me.	1015
The last man of Earth sat alone in a room.	489
“How’s your father dear?” My newly divorced mother said as she comes to sit at the table.	389
My owner takes me for walkies every morning because we’re best friends	265
There’s a girl crawling out of my cellar with blood running down her eyes	136
After 60 years of searching, I wept with joy upon finding the Fountain of Youth	132
When the angels came down from heaven, what struck us most was when we realized they weren't here for us.	101