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Conestoga College reports record $251 million dollar surplus! 'WOW' said John Tibbits, 'That means for every qualified graduate we net 10 million bucks. Forget Super 7 folks, open a college!'

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The geese cannot be easily defeated, if you didn't know that already.

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Be strong, exam writers, I have prayed to the Bronze Goose for all of you to enjoy great success.

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Is this not the most perfect article of clothing you've even seen for a Waterloo student? It's called a 'wearable sleeping bag'. Come December, you'll wish you had one.

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Waterloo student of smaller stature falls prey to Golden Orb Weavers. 'All we found was a dried up husk and a pair of wire-framed glasses' said friend Alisha, 'There should be warnings about this in the orientation package!'. 'Fascinating!' said Professor Stephen Smith.

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Conestoga College reports record $251 million dollar surplus! 'WOW' said John Tibbits, 'That means for every qualified graduate we net 10 million bucks. Forget Super 7 folks, open a college!'	150
The geese cannot be easily defeated, if you didn't know that already.	90
Be strong, exam writers, I have prayed to the Bronze Goose for all of you to enjoy great success.	27
Is this not the most perfect article of clothing you've even seen for a Waterloo student? It's called a 'wearable sleeping bag'. Come December, you'll wish you had one.	21
Waterloo student of smaller stature falls prey to Golden Orb Weavers. 'All we found was a dried up husk and a pair of wire-framed glasses' said friend Alisha, 'There should be warnings about this in the orientation package!'. 'Fascinating!' said Professor Stephen Smith.	1