/u/ReasonablyBadass's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You know mind controlling parasites have taken over your parents. If only they weren't so much better parents now...
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[WP] The ground shook. "Wait, what did you say you got me?" "Something new, something old, something blue and..." The ground shook again "...something borrowing..."
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[WP] After the end, a still functioning in flight safety video in a crashed airplane becomes the basis for a new religion.
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[WP] The golden haired, kind, charming, handsome farm boy gets visited by the old wizzard to inform him he is destined to be the next Dark Lord to be defeated by the hero and that he has to start his training immediately. The wizzard plans to begin with minor nastiness and then work their way up.
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[WP] God and the Devil assign someone to Heaven, Hell, Limbo etc. after death. For the first time ever, somebody says "Thank you" to them afterwards
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[WP]Turns out the planet Mars is alive. Not that there is life *on* Mars but the entire planet is alive. And apparently it communicates by making emojis with it's deserts
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[WP] You experienced the perfect moment. You wished it would never end and it got granted. You were supposed to learn something about accepting the fleating nature of life or whatever. Instead, you have been repeating the loop for a hundred years now and the genie responsible is getting frustrated.
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