/u/Red580's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] "I'm not dead" The skeleton said, the one right in front of you, that you resurrected but a moment ago. "Nah, i always looked like this" it continued. You usually leave the delusional ones behind, the issue is that this one is the strongest here.
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[WP] "You heard about the mirror-knight coming to town? yeah, that's me!" he says, with his leather armor, he is too busy attempting to flirt with you to notice your armor is polished to a mirror shine, a single beam of light reflecting off your shield, nearly illuminating the dark tavern by itself.
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[WP] these guys are really incompetent, they were supposed to kidnap you and replace you with a doppelganger, however they mistook your doppelganger for you, and kidnapped their own guy. Last month they tried to poison your wine, but you don't even drink wine.
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[WP] "You seem to have misheard me, I wanted a Demon Hunter, not a Hunter Demon" not only did they misunderstand you, they also seem to have brought the very demon you wanted hunted down.
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[WP] You're a god being worshipped by an evil cult, you're trying your best to make them live good and fulfilling lives, but they keep on misinterpreting your commands.
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[WP] You're the Godkiller, you recently had a duel with a teenager, and since he wanted to impress someone you let him win, but now he's running around bragging about defeating you, so now you have to do something about him before your reputation is ruined.
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[WP] Marrying into a family of adventurers is rough, your father-in-law is fighting monsters in hell, your Wife is waging a war singlehandedly and your son is wrestling ghosts of dead warriors. Trying to get them all together for christmas will be a nightmare.
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[WP] You would have been known as the greatest hero of the lands, as you go around saving everyone you can. However due to your... "theming" people tend to think you're a villain, I suppose the name "Darkblade" isn't exactly a hero's name... plus people don't really like Dark-Magic either.
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