/u/Red580's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] The greatest wizard of all time is blind, no, they doesn't have any extra-sensory abilities, they just fires off spells randomly until they hit something.
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[WP] Cleverly they decided to preprogram city expansions for the far future, and now, while they might be gone, their golems continue the city's expansion. The city empty of their original inhabitants, protecting it against any "intruders". Which is an issue, since they expanded past your house.
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[WP] The reason why humanity's "uncanny valley" exists, is because we're hardwired to look out for shapeshifters.
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[WP] I don't trust mascots, every time i slice one open, there's always at least one screaming person inside.
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[WP] You wanted to never retire as an adventurer, so the gods gave you a blessing, eternal youth, but now you look constantly like a 14 year old, and no matter how famous and well known you become, people keep. on. patronizing. you.
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[WP] You have no issue with destroying the world, and you don't mind that people know that. What you DO mind, is that people think you've already done it, when it wasn't actually your doing.
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[WP] Well of course you have back problems, you sleep on a pile of gold, what did you think was going to happen? You guys live for eons, at least make sure your back isn't ruined by bad sleeping habits
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[WP] Whenever another species joins the Galactic Council, they always find their role in society, except for humans, they are not good enough at anything to excel, nor are they average enough to be generalists, they fit nowhere, well, except for one tiny niche...
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[WP] You've joined the Orcs, you've been in their raids, you've hunted with them, they consider you one of them, but today you will face your biggest, and most deadly challenge yet... to participate in an Orc-feast.
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