/u/Red580's posts
[WP] The invaders have killed your king, and are doing the king-maker ritual, it seems they think this declares the performer king, when in truth, they are using as a new body for our old king. This is going to be entertaining to watch.
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[WP] due to a shortage of imaginary friends, dead souls are recycled for this purpose, a young child just got an ancient viking Chieftain.
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[WP] You wake up in a world of stone and bright colored lights, the roar of metal beasts drowning out all sounds. You pick up your sword and focus, the feeling is weak, but you can sense the stench of the undead.
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[WP] You were taking care of your late father's dog, reading through the list, plenty of nonsense here "feed fresh meat, don't drain it of blood" and "don't put out fireplaces when he's around" In the notes was a picture of your father and his dog, when he was a kid, dogs don't live that long.
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[WP] You've been trapped in a fully immersive mmo where you can truly die, the only thing keeping you sane is roleplaying, but you've been doing it for so long everyone believes you to be an actual NPC.
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[WP] You're a hellhound, your job is to kill the enemies of the underworld, you were hiding a bush outside the village, looking for your prey, suddenly a voice came from behind you "hello doggy! Are you lost?"
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[WP] You're the magical sword meant for the hero, but it's been a couple of years since he was supposed to show up, so you "commandeer" a nearby bandit's corpse to go find your wielder.
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[WP] You're part of the cleanup crew, whenever a hydra or some beast dies near a village, it's your job to make sure it's gone before something worse turns up to feast on the remains.
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[WP] Your king is objectively, unredeemably evil, so as his advicer you have to try your hardest to make good, helpful changes to your country sound like they're evil or harmful in some way.
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[WP] Captains love to exaggerate stories, your ability to view the truth makes it very entertaining to see what they changed, this captain claims that he won a fight against a storm, that he built his first ship out of dirt and rocks, and that he tamed every beast on an island, you detect no lies...
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