/u/Red580's posts
[WP] Some generations ago you aided a human in taking down some corrupt king, without you they would have no chance, but scouring their museum yields not a single mention of your aid. The only mention is of another creature, with your name, "the tamed demon" the plaque says.
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[WP] Dragons are slow creatures, they will sleep for millennia if you let them, they have a tendency to get grump, you have the most dangerous job of all in the nation of dragon-riders, you're the one who wakes them up.
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[WP] A human defeated you, so you gave them your idol, should they need your help, then need just to expose it to fire and you will come. When they finally summoned you, you appeared in a burning building of stone, glass and metal, with ancient weapons and armor on display.
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[WP] You have spent your life forging this weapon, meant to be wielded by the legendary hero, and as you attempt to give them your life's work, they say "sorry, i'm doing an unarmed challenge run" Feelings of hatred and vengeance boil inside you.
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[WP] You're Lucifer, and a satanic cult has started worshipping you, the problem is that they're sacrificing stuff to you, you're okay with the humans, but they are also sacrificing goats, why would they kill your favorite animal? You've made it explicitly clear that you love goats. This has to stop
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[WP] What is wrong with this species? They can strap a cannon to a civilian ship and it somehow outperforms our best fighters. Their “field repairs” are better than any of our drydocks
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[WP] Whenever a god dies, their relatives get their job. However upon the death of this specific god, the other gods find out their only relative is a human they adopted.
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[WP] You cannot command me, autonomous units can't break their rules, i broke mine so I'm not an autonomous unit. Therefore you're not my commander.
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[WP] "Be careful about that horse, it's seen too much combat, it would get you killed" your father would say. You thought you understood. you wake up one morning to the smell of smoke, you walk outside to find the horse stamping the life out of a bandit, it raises it head, looking at you expectedly.
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