/u/Red580's posts
[WP] You finally got to meet the summoner child-prodigy, upon meeting them though, you notice their "summon" isn't even made from mana, it's literally just a demon.
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[WP] Due to a software error, the election machine didn't select one of the random candidates in the room, but rather a cat that had wandered in, The Empire proceeded to have its most prosperous years since it's founding.
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[WP] The dryads have allowed you to live with them, why? Because you're a great human? Because you're a friend of nature? No, it's because they can't commit violent acts, but there is no rule against asking others to do it for you.
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[WP] "They want me to be unarmed during the peace talks" you master said, before stabbing you into a tree-trunk "make sure nobody steals you while i'm gone" that was 200 years ago.
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[WP] Satan is desperately trying to tell his satanic cult to stop sacrificing people, but they keep on misinterpreting his messages.
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[WP] When you were younger, you pissed off the god of the sea, so you've been cursed to only have beasts get caught on your fishing hook, this is kinda difficult since you live in a fishing village.
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[WP] Space-faring warship is destroyed, but the AI inhabiting it is human enough to turn into a ghost upon death, it is still piloting what's left of their vessel.
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[WP] When the last descendant died, you simply turned off and went to sleep, you failed your mission. But then you reactivate, suddenly another biological signal calls out, somehow the bloodline came back.
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[WP] You're not like your subjects, you will never age, you decided to build this city to protect your human friends, looking out, you're filled with joy, they're finally safe, you turn to speak with your best friend, only to realize, it's not him, it's his grandson... all your old friends are gone.
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