/u/Red580's posts
[WP] When you summoned a demon to bring you treasure, you assumed it would be based on your definitions, not the demon's... there is a slowly growing pile of "treasure" in your room, roots, arrowheads, a plastic ring... a couple of bones.
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[WP] The employees were claiming you were in a bed bath and beyond, but the sign was cardboard box with words in sharpie, also they only sold three products here, beds, bathtubs, and, something they referred to as "the beyond"
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[WP] In the Demon Hunting Academy, one professor likes to show off to his new students by summoning a demon and then slaying it. Sometimes the demons he pulls out can be, unique...
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[WP] The ship had crash landed, the pilot is dead. It needed a new pilot, and you... you were the worst pilot it has ever seen, but you're also its only option.
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[WP] You set up one hidden crossbow trap for a duel, and forever you will be known as the swordman that "slashes faster than your eyes can see" it was fun in the beginning, but now everyone wants a demonstration.
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[WP] "Take your issues up with the Guild, I was working on their orders, I am retired now, I don't do duels anymore."
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[WP] Beg the statue for help, and if you're heart is pure, it will aid you. In truth you just programmed it to always decline. At least you thought so, until you saw it walking out of it's cave with a human.
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[WP] The demon can't be stopped, the only way to win is lock them in combat until the end of time, you didn't win the fight, but every day you face each other is another day they can't destroy the world. You wake up again, ready to fight, but your opponent is nowhere to be seen.
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[WP] Honey badgers are not dangerous, however they are too aggressive and annoying in a fight to be worth hunting. That is the philosophy of your warrior's school. You don't have to be stronger, just more difficult to fight.
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