/u/Red580's posts
[WP] Being an orc living in an elvish village isn't as bad as you would think, but stereotypes run deep, and it's almost weekly when another elf wants to fight you because they have something prove. You're a librarian for gods sake!
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[WP] You were created to serve the Hero, to be their weapon, you were known as the Sword of Light, but nobody has called you that for a long time, now you're just known as the cursed sword of blightforest. You were made for the hero's endless vitality, not the ones mere mortals possess.
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[WP] Technically humans are not part of the galactic congregation, they just kind of showed up one day carrying a folding chair, sat down, and starting participating in the proceedings.
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[WP] You're re-reading the letter from the Magical engineering University. it's surprisingly rude, highlighting your lack of experience and relevant background, well your machine is halfway through the courtyard, and they've not managed to halt its progress yet.
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[WP] "If bloodmagic can channel your pain for spells, and you can use those spells to heal, what stops you from simply automatically healing all damage done?" You drew up the runes and went into the woods, you were about to test your theory.
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[WP] Your neighbors below you run a cult, doing sacrifices to gain favor and rewards from their dark god, the issue is that you live just close enough that the god is accidentally rewarding you too.
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[WP] The test was a success! The ship managed to travel outside of space and time itself, allowing it to move at impossible speeds! Upon reaching port again, your crewmate pats you on the back before leaving, ignored by the waves of journalists, you look back and realize, you never had any crew.
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[WP] Everyone thinks you're one of the most powerful psychic, capable of shrugging off all manners of psionic spells, while being a pacifist unwilling to use said power to fight back, but in truth you're just too stupid to be affected by psi-energy.
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[WP] "Hivemind enslaving people? i've seen no such thing" the ranger said, in a voice more befitting the warrior next to her, "but i've heard of something similar that way" the voice came out of the warrior's mouth this time, with the cleric pointing the direction you came.
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[WP] You're an oath-keeper, your god will whisper you the names of those paladins who have broken their oaths, and you slay them. But you awoke at night to an incomprehensibly long list of names, after an hour it said " fuck it, all the paladins have broken their oath, slay them all"
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