/u/Red580's posts
[WP] when you were younger you were afraid of the dark, afraid of what could be hiding in it. Now you know that which hides in the dark isn't dangerous, it's the ones who don't have to hide that you should fear.
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[WP] This is outrageous, you can't be the dark lord, where are your evil gothic castles? where are your trap filled dungeons? You haven't even done a single evil monologue since i got here!
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[WP] A deal with the devil made you the greatest swordsman that had ever lived, but after your death, after what felt like forever asleep you came face to face with the devil himself, turns out owning someone's soul is just a way to get them to do some work for you.
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[WP] During a routine anomaly check, you realize how strange your task force is, usually they have 5 units per group, but yours only have 4, unit 1, 2, 3... and 5.
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[WP] You're the creator of this world, your constant concentration is needed to keep it in existence, yet it's inhabitants feel the need to assault you with their incessant begging for aid and favors.
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[WP] "since my creation i was destined to be wielded by you, my dark lo... you're not the dark lord" the sword spoke.
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[WP] You aided the kingdoms, helped foster good relations and defence agreements, so that you could one day know that they were strong and capable... So you could invade them and have a worthwhile fight.
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[WP] It's not easy being the captain of the guard, you either get your ass chewed because you sent too many men to a bandit camp, or half your force returns disarmed and the rest dead, due to some lunatic living in the woods.
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[WP] You did technically serve in the army, but your scars aren't from combat, it's from handing the war-animals. However this doesn't stop young warriors from trying to duel you.
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