/u/Red580's posts
[WP] "They are useless" he said, "Their creator had rage in their heart, they're useless for anything but a berserker" But from the blades, past the corrupting anger and rage of it's captive creator, you heard something deeper, there were instructions within the metal.
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[WP] Someone new joined your group, but every other member talks about them like they're a different person with a completely different skillset.
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[WP] You technically aren't the boss in this shady organization, you just wandered in one day and they mistook you for him, when he later arrived they thought he was a fake and sent him on his way, so i suppose you're the boss now.
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[WP] Is this really how my life is going to be from now on? I killed one, ONE high-demon lord by accident, and it feels like i'll spend the rest of my life having a near constant stream of demons pledging their loyalty to me.
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[WP] For diplomatic reasons, one orphaned dryad and one orphaned human are raised in their opposite societies.
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[WP] The demon descended to earth one day and decided to wreak havoc, it has come to your village, instead of running you fall to your knees and pray, then you hear a voice "oh, you're praying to me? I'm not sure what to do, nobody's prayed to me before, thanks i guess?"
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[WP] "And, as a reward for ridding this realm of the evil king, i shall reward you with the gauntlets of stre..." the wizard soon realized his mistake as he looked at Sir Thomas, the heroic floating head.
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[WP] I have always existed, whispering evil ideas into the ears of humanity. Teaching them forbidden knowledge, like proper crop rotations, baking and animal husbandry. It doesn't sound forbidden to you nowadays, but the gods hate me with a burning passion.
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[WP] "Of course your dragon is acting out, you haven't been given them proper enrichment!" the cloaked stranger said. You're not sure who this person is, or how they got into your room. You can't help but notice a distinct lack of the usual sounds your room's guards make.
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[WP] In non-magical lands, being an undertaker is relatively easy, but both making coffins and doing funeral rites for magical creatures is difficult. You could write several books purely on the burial process for wizards alone. And don't get me started on demons, they don't like staying dead.
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