/u/Red580's posts
[WP] You gained mechanical immortality, and your friend got the biological kind, isn't it a great coincidence you would meet all these thousands of years later? Unfortuanetly they're on the planet you're about to stripmine to sustain your growth, but you're sure they will understand.
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[WP] Shapeshifter who realizes they feel the same being themselves as when mimicking, and are having an existential crisis not knowing who they are.
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[WP] Shapeshifters only become aggressive when you find out what they are, as long as you interact with them normally, they are no different from humans.
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[WP] A couple of days ago some adventurers killed a manticore, leaving its meat to rot and causing it to attract even worse scavengers. Your job is effectively clean-up duty. Reburying undead, harvesting dead monsters, and redistributing leftover tools from nests and dungeons.
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[WP] They didn't actually want you to work for them, but the cost of rejecting your applications became higher than the cost of hiring you.
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[WP] Incoming drake! the knight screamed "actually, drakes only have two legs and cannot talk, i'm a dragon"
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[WP] Ships patrolling this sector require an extraordinarily high amounts of new AI cores, they seem to just stop working at best, and become delirious at worst. Their logs filled with nonsense. even a full memory wipe doesn't restore them properly.
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[WP] You're the spirit of the forest, you want nothing more than to help adventurers on their way, by helping them rejuvenate themselves in your forest, but so far, every adventurer that has come through have believed you were trying to trick them somehow. So you've decided to train them instead.
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[WP] If an assassin-bot is following you, loudly announce that you're actually someone else in disguise, if the bot doesn't think you've seen it, it will assume you're speaking the truth. if you wish to fight one of these bots, announce that you're currently the number 1# most wanted in disguise.
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