/u/Red580's posts
[WP] The man walked out into the open, reading from the paper you gave him "I'm sure glad i get to go home to my wife today" the moment those words left his lips, he slipped and fell on the ground, his head caved in by a unfortunate rock.
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[WP] You're trying to take over the world with your evil army, you're not really that into it, just kinda waiting for the hero to come defeat you. Until you see your army's casualty list... the hero is only sparing your human soldiers, it's a cold day in hell when you let a racist beat you in a war.
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[WP] Those who hear the voice of a god tend to join a relevant religious organization, but nobody can figure out which god it talking to you, neither does the god know either.
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[WP] The Villain, after being turned good by the Hero, tries his hand at the adventuring business, however it seems not everyone has heard about his change of heart.
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[WP] You've always disliked psychics, perhaps it's because of their creepy behavior, or the fact that every single one you've ever met has tried to kill you.
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[WP] Being a nature-kin sounds good, the animals will come to your aid, but few realize that you have to come to their aid too. A bear is being pursued by a hunter up north, you have to repay your debt to it.
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[WP] This sword will smite evil opponents with all its power, unfortunately it has a different definition of "evil" so most the time it's just a regular sword.
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[WP] "When i'm done with you, you'll be a crying mess" the warlock said, as he teleported the bandit back in time so he could talk to his dying father one last time.
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