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“I’m too tired to play,” I said as I walked in and she looked at me with sad eyes from her crate.

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I gave my daughter monster spray after she said the monster in the home had been hurting her when I wasn’t home.

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I was wrong when I thought the worse part of the apocalypse would be burying my family.

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The other jurors were really upset that I voted not guilty and he went free.

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In tears, I told the uncaring voice for the fifth time I didn’t hire him to kill my spouse.

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Getting out of jail after 15 years for a crime I truly didn’t commit was sweet.

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As an astronaut I always wanted to see Mars this close.

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Imagine my joy when I found 12 of the same Playboys in my parent’s closet.

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I thought my brilliant brother was joking when his voicemail stated he invented a time machine and he was going to go back and stop Hitler on the call I just missed.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“I’m too tired to play,” I said as I walked in and she looked at me with sad eyes from her crate.	6923	TwoSentenceHorror
I gave my daughter monster spray after she said the monster in the home had been hurting her when I wasn’t home.	438	TwoSentenceHorror
I was wrong when I thought the worse part of the apocalypse would be burying my family.	166	TwoSentenceHorror
The other jurors were really upset that I voted not guilty and he went free.	147	TwoSentenceHorror
In tears, I told the uncaring voice for the fifth time I didn’t hire him to kill my spouse.	56	TwoSentenceHorror
Getting out of jail after 15 years for a crime I truly didn’t commit was sweet.	14	TwoSentenceHorror
As an astronaut I always wanted to see Mars this close.	13	TwoSentenceHorror
Imagine my joy when I found 12 of the same Playboys in my parent’s closet.	3	TwoSentenceHorror
I thought my brilliant brother was joking when his voicemail stated he invented a time machine and he was going to go back and stop Hitler on the call I just missed.	1	TwoSentenceHorror