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As a treat to myself, I decided to have lunch at the restaurant near my house, which advertises “Authentic Ethiopian cuisine.”

340 upvotes

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I’ve always wanted to do a loop-the-loop manoeuvre in a plane, and today I finally did it!

309 upvotes

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My child came out to me as non-binary, and I was so proud that they were being true to themselves.

237 upvotes

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My fucking car’s been repossessed!

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I’m afraid it’s the big C, Mrs. Smith.

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Identity theft is not a joke.

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I’m banned from every single fortune teller and tarot card reader in my city.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As a treat to myself, I decided to have lunch at the restaurant near my house, which advertises “Authentic Ethiopian cuisine.”	340
I’ve always wanted to do a loop-the-loop manoeuvre in a plane, and today I finally did it!	309
My child came out to me as non-binary, and I was so proud that they were being true to themselves.	237
My fucking car’s been repossessed!	166
I’m afraid it’s the big C, Mrs. Smith.	75
Identity theft is not a joke.	17
I’m banned from every single fortune teller and tarot card reader in my city.	15