/u/RedWestern's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My time aboard the whaling vessel was the worst of my life.

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The plane had been in the air for almost 16 hours now, and aside from the hum of the engine, it was completely silent.

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My wife used to love riding shotgun.

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All I could remember for three weeks afterwards was the searing pain as the iron was pressed against my flesh.

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I smiled as I watched my neighbours admiring the nude statue of my ex outside my house.

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After giving me a balloon animal, the clown jovially bid me to smell the sunflower on his lapel.

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He gave the city wealth and prosperity, and in return demanded the sacrifice of a thousand virgins every year.

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My friend was really nervous about their first porno shoot, so I offered the best advice I could.

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All I remember is how cold my privates were when I woke up.

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I make loads of money just by flicking switches all day.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My time aboard the whaling vessel was the worst of my life.	68
The plane had been in the air for almost 16 hours now, and aside from the hum of the engine, it was completely silent.	64
My wife used to love riding shotgun.	63
All I could remember for three weeks afterwards was the searing pain as the iron was pressed against my flesh.	63
I smiled as I watched my neighbours admiring the nude statue of my ex outside my house.	62
After giving me a balloon animal, the clown jovially bid me to smell the sunflower on his lapel.	62
He gave the city wealth and prosperity, and in return demanded the sacrifice of a thousand virgins every year.	61
My friend was really nervous about their first porno shoot, so I offered the best advice I could.	60
All I remember is how cold my privates were when I woke up.	59
I make loads of money just by flicking switches all day.	57