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When I was young and really didn’t like children, my parents told me to give it a few years, and I’d want some of my own.

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After a fantastic night’s sleep, I reached for the phone on my nightstand and checked it.

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I spent many years wanting a tattoo, and dedicated hours and hours designing my dream one.

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Having an itch that you can’t quite reach is the absolute worst.

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“Sorry I’m late, I had a few too many whiskies at lunch and completely lost track of time.”

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I have no idea how long we’ve been in the car, just that I’m now so bored that I’ve got a headache.

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Imagine being trapped in total darkness, in a crowded room, with the water level almost at chest height and rising quickly.

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Realizing how dangerous the person I was videochatting was, I desperately pressed down on the power key until my laptop shut down.

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Alone, lost and in the dark, I knew that it would take me hours to find my way out of this cave.

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When alone in my house, my wife and I frequently dance together naked.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When I was young and really didn’t like children, my parents told me to give it a few years, and I’d want some of my own.	123
After a fantastic night’s sleep, I reached for the phone on my nightstand and checked it.	119
I spent many years wanting a tattoo, and dedicated hours and hours designing my dream one.	118
Having an itch that you can’t quite reach is the absolute worst.	108
“Sorry I’m late, I had a few too many whiskies at lunch and completely lost track of time.”	92
I have no idea how long we’ve been in the car, just that I’m now so bored that I’ve got a headache.	85
Imagine being trapped in total darkness, in a crowded room, with the water level almost at chest height and rising quickly.	74
Realizing how dangerous the person I was videochatting was, I desperately pressed down on the power key until my laptop shut down.	73
Alone, lost and in the dark, I knew that it would take me hours to find my way out of this cave.	71
When alone in my house, my wife and I frequently dance together naked.	70