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My adult son still believes in the tooth fairy.

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I love my dog, but the gifts he's bringing in from the yard are starting to get annoying.

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He said he'd stop as soon as I said the safeword. NSFW

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I have the best husband in the world, he loves me so much.

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I thought becoming invisible would be the ultimate escape.

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I approached my bedroom window to wipe off a handprint I spotted before crawling into bed.

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My team has been studying black holes for the last 19 years and today we had a breakthrough; we know why they don't move.

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"I'm so glad I found you" I said, putting her collar back on.

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I hope this medication brings my fever down quickly.

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As far as funerals go it was pretty nice.

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