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"Alright... I think we're safe, now that the stabby killers are on the other side of the wall," I sighed in relief to my sister.

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"Why Would the Serial Killer Leave a Rectangular Hole in the Wall as he Escaped?" the Exasperated Detective Asked, Sipping a Glass of Sparkling Water.

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Mr Whiskers never liked flying at the airport.

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Readying thanksgiving dinner, I dropped the turkey on the kitchen counter to grab my stuffing.

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Working my Bakery Job, I Loaded Up Another Tray of Genitalia-Themed Confections Into the Oven.

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As A Child, I Had Always Been Afraid Of Pirates, Spiders, and Cyborgs.

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I was throwing it back against my homie Deeby, when I noted, "hey, bro, your dick cold," curiously.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Alright... I think we're safe, now that the stabby killers are on the other side of the wall," I sighed in relief to my sister.	13
"Why Would the Serial Killer Leave a Rectangular Hole in the Wall as he Escaped?" the Exasperated Detective Asked, Sipping a Glass of Sparkling Water.	12
Mr Whiskers never liked flying at the airport.	8
Readying thanksgiving dinner, I dropped the turkey on the kitchen counter to grab my stuffing.	6
Working my Bakery Job, I Loaded Up Another Tray of Genitalia-Themed Confections Into the Oven.	5
As A Child, I Had Always Been Afraid Of Pirates, Spiders, and Cyborgs.	4
I was throwing it back against my homie Deeby, when I noted, "hey, bro, your dick cold," curiously.	1