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“I may be dead but you’re still fat,” I mocked the executioner with his shiny axe.

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I must have struck a nerve with her because as I gingerly dismembered the body’s arm, the fingers began twitching.

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As soon as the defibrillator shocked the patient, he sat up howling.

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They say infants can’t feel pain.

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“Please, officer, I’ll do anything to get out of this ticket,” I pleaded, hands clasp together.

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If I knew death was a time machine into the future, I never would’ve jumped.

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Every Sunday after church I sit by my friend’s grave and speak softly as if she’s in person.

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My daughter won’t stop screaming and crying in the middle of the night.

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As I fell asleep on my low-lying bed, my arm dropped to the side and swung lazily.

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I thought it strange when a hooded figure walked down the road past my house.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“I may be dead but you’re still fat,” I mocked the executioner with his shiny axe.	1195
I must have struck a nerve with her because as I gingerly dismembered the body’s arm, the fingers began twitching.	695
As soon as the defibrillator shocked the patient, he sat up howling.	131
They say infants can’t feel pain.	51
“Please, officer, I’ll do anything to get out of this ticket,” I pleaded, hands clasp together.	29
If I knew death was a time machine into the future, I never would’ve jumped.	22
Every Sunday after church I sit by my friend’s grave and speak softly as if she’s in person.	19
My daughter won’t stop screaming and crying in the middle of the night.	5
As I fell asleep on my low-lying bed, my arm dropped to the side and swung lazily.	4
I thought it strange when a hooded figure walked down the road past my house.	4