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While on a camping trip, something felt different, so I asked my boyfriend if he was using a ribbed condom. NSFW

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That we found the remains of his son will hopefully give Mr. Morello some measure of peace.

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We surprised dad when he got home by shooting him with the paintball guns we found in the back of his closet.

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With so much foam in his mouth, he must have said something so bad, his mommy washed his mouth out with soap.

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I woke up to the sound of digging.

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It took 3 hours, but I found my girlfriend who had gotten lost in the woods.

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I woke up from my dream screaming “Zombies don’t exist!”.

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Walking through the woods near my old hometown, I stumbled over the ax I used to use as a kid.

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When he asked, I cried out that my final wish was to be buried with my wife.

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In exchange for fulfilling my deepest desires, Satan gets my soul.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
While on a camping trip, something felt different, so I asked my boyfriend if he was using a ribbed condom. NSFW	10350
That we found the remains of his son will hopefully give Mr. Morello some measure of peace.	1219
We surprised dad when he got home by shooting him with the paintball guns we found in the back of his closet.	1013
With so much foam in his mouth, he must have said something so bad, his mommy washed his mouth out with soap.	760
I woke up to the sound of digging.	227
It took 3 hours, but I found my girlfriend who had gotten lost in the woods.	182
I woke up from my dream screaming “Zombies don’t exist!”.	180
Walking through the woods near my old hometown, I stumbled over the ax I used to use as a kid.	125
When he asked, I cried out that my final wish was to be buried with my wife.	67
In exchange for fulfilling my deepest desires, Satan gets my soul.	55