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While on a camping trip, something felt different, so I asked my boyfriend if he was using a ribbed condom. NSFW

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My wife just gave birth to a beautiful baby girl, our second.

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That we found the remains of his son will hopefully give Mr. Morello some measure of peace.

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We surprised dad when he got home by shooting him with the paintball guns we found in the back of his closet.

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With so much foam in his mouth, he must have said something so bad, his mommy washed his mouth out with soap.

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I’ve bought my son a new basketball for his birthday every year since 2013.

471 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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I lost my virginity on my wedding night, but my new bride said not to worry as it was her first time too.

376 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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Some clown in a big SUV almost ran me off the road when I was rushing to get home after work.

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I woke up to the sound of digging.

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It took 3 hours, but I found my girlfriend who had gotten lost in the woods.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
While on a camping trip, something felt different, so I asked my boyfriend if he was using a ribbed condom. NSFW	10350	TwoSentenceHorror
My wife just gave birth to a beautiful baby girl, our second.	1376	TwoSentenceSadness
That we found the remains of his son will hopefully give Mr. Morello some measure of peace.	1219	TwoSentenceHorror
We surprised dad when he got home by shooting him with the paintball guns we found in the back of his closet.	1013	TwoSentenceHorror
With so much foam in his mouth, he must have said something so bad, his mommy washed his mouth out with soap.	760	TwoSentenceHorror
I’ve bought my son a new basketball for his birthday every year since 2013.	471	TwoSentenceSadness
I lost my virginity on my wedding night, but my new bride said not to worry as it was her first time too.	376	TwoSentenceComedy
Some clown in a big SUV almost ran me off the road when I was rushing to get home after work.	264	TwoSentenceComedy
I woke up to the sound of digging.	227	TwoSentenceHorror
It took 3 hours, but I found my girlfriend who had gotten lost in the woods.	182	TwoSentenceHorror