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“LAUGHTER, that sounds nice” he said, reading the sign above the door.

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“I can remember the first moments of the universe”

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“Contestant number 3, your question is: what is the average distance between the earth and the sun?”

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I love watching those videos of random objects being crushed in a hydraulic press. NSFW

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Todd watched his three children playing in the yard and said to himself, “I sure am thankful for Sally, Jason, and that demon baby.”

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“Well that’s odd,” Jim said, standing in the door way of his AirBNB.

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It didn’t bother Gregor when he woke up transformed into a giant bug.

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Janet’s horoscope read “you’ll have a typical day.”

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Jim was excited about the prospect of finding love as he completed his profile on Christian Mingle

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As the footsteps got louder, Tom scrambled to cover up the small concavity in the stone wall, his fingertips bloody.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“LAUGHTER, that sounds nice” he said, reading the sign above the door.	1235
“I can remember the first moments of the universe”	492
“Contestant number 3, your question is: what is the average distance between the earth and the sun?”	100
I love watching those videos of random objects being crushed in a hydraulic press. NSFW	46
Todd watched his three children playing in the yard and said to himself, “I sure am thankful for Sally, Jason, and that demon baby.”	41
“Well that’s odd,” Jim said, standing in the door way of his AirBNB.	22
It didn’t bother Gregor when he woke up transformed into a giant bug.	17
Janet’s horoscope read “you’ll have a typical day.”	8
Jim was excited about the prospect of finding love as he completed his profile on Christian Mingle	6
As the footsteps got louder, Tom scrambled to cover up the small concavity in the stone wall, his fingertips bloody.	1