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As he finished making the cut in the front of my neck, he sighed in relief at having missed all the majors blood vessels. NSFW

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I thought I knew pain, but it reached a new level as my ex-girlfriend slowly inserted a glass thermometer into my urethra as I thrashed against the restraints she had tied me up with. NSFW

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After years of struggling and failing to establish a meaningful physical relationship with a woman, I finally discovered the secret and can now be with any woman I desire. NSFW

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After putting out the money for our own private beach, my girlfriend asked if she could bury me in the sand the way people used to do when they were younger.

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“911, what’s your emergency?”

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My uncle was an alcoholic who abused his pets, but when he died I honored his wishes by having him cremated. NSFW

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Ever since my sister died, I’ve called her phone daily just to hear her voice once again.

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As I saw the dominatrix pull out the knives and scissors, I decided to say the safe word to stop. NSFW

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As Judgment Day arrived, the cemeteries were curiously empty of the faithful departed.

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As I was window shopping I stopped outside a music store to admire the pattern painted onto a drum skin.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As he finished making the cut in the front of my neck, he sighed in relief at having missed all the majors blood vessels. NSFW	5373
I thought I knew pain, but it reached a new level as my ex-girlfriend slowly inserted a glass thermometer into my urethra as I thrashed against the restraints she had tied me up with. NSFW	3591
After years of struggling and failing to establish a meaningful physical relationship with a woman, I finally discovered the secret and can now be with any woman I desire. NSFW	3223
After putting out the money for our own private beach, my girlfriend asked if she could bury me in the sand the way people used to do when they were younger.	652
“911, what’s your emergency?”	571
My uncle was an alcoholic who abused his pets, but when he died I honored his wishes by having him cremated. NSFW	158
Ever since my sister died, I’ve called her phone daily just to hear her voice once again.	55
As I saw the dominatrix pull out the knives and scissors, I decided to say the safe word to stop. NSFW	38
As Judgment Day arrived, the cemeteries were curiously empty of the faithful departed.	38
As I was window shopping I stopped outside a music store to admire the pattern painted onto a drum skin.	26