/u/Rik78's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The director yelled "Cut" at me.

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With tears in his eyes but a smile on his lips our Pastor declares that our glorious ascendancy is at hand!

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The little girl came up to me and said her daddy always told her to find a grown up that has other children with them if she should get lost.

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After so many unsuccessful attempts we finally have a baby!

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Tinder is great!

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I miss my wife and kids!

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"Ladies and gentlemen prior to commencing the 100m women's sprint final we will be showing you the live footage of the pre-race hymen testing".

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I smile as the midwife hands me my new baby.

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It's cosy, warm and I die peacefully in my sleep.

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After a successful away mission I beam back to the Starship orbiting above.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The director yelled "Cut" at me.	652
With tears in his eyes but a smile on his lips our Pastor declares that our glorious ascendancy is at hand!	154
The little girl came up to me and said her daddy always told her to find a grown up that has other children with them if she should get lost.	58
After so many unsuccessful attempts we finally have a baby!	50
Tinder is great!	49
I miss my wife and kids!	39
"Ladies and gentlemen prior to commencing the 100m women's sprint final we will be showing you the live footage of the pre-race hymen testing".	38
I smile as the midwife hands me my new baby.	37
It's cosy, warm and I die peacefully in my sleep.	28
After a successful away mission I beam back to the Starship orbiting above.	27