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[WP] I sighed and trudged up the stairs, not bothering to take of my sodden suit jacket. I dropped my briefcase at my son's door and stood still for his bio-metric scanner. The 4-inch steel door to his laboratory twisted open and I entered. "Any progress with your latest doomsday device, son?".

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[WP] She’s trying hard to get a nice selfie, but in every photo there’s an old man bathing in a giant bowl of miso soup in the background.

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[WP] In the distant future, tortoises hold dominion over man. They have no more physical advantage than the tortoises of 2020, but are now masters of psychological manipulation.

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[WP] Every time he finds himself in an important situation, a wild animal interrupts.

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[WP] You wake up to find you have become a meme.

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Every time she takes a selfie the photo shows a man in a giant penis costume in the background.

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Every time he finds himself in a romantic situation, a wild animal interrupts.

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[WP] "Dad, why have you never talked about the fact that I'm adopted?" Your son asks. "What? You're not adopted!" You reply "why would you think something like that?". "Well.. you and Mum are white... and I'm black...". This is the first time you've ever noticed this.

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[WP] I sighed and trudged up the stairs, not bothering to take of my sodden suit jacket. I dropped my briefcase at my son's door and stood still for his bio-metric scanner. The 4-inch steel door to his laboratory twisted open and I entered. "Any progress with your latest doomsday device, son?".	3
[WP] She’s trying hard to get a nice selfie, but in every photo there’s an old man bathing in a giant bowl of miso soup in the background.	3
[WP] In the distant future, tortoises hold dominion over man. They have no more physical advantage than the tortoises of 2020, but are now masters of psychological manipulation.	1
[WP] Every time he finds himself in an important situation, a wild animal interrupts.	1
[WP] You wake up to find you have become a meme.	1
Every time she takes a selfie the photo shows a man in a giant penis costume in the background.	1
Every time he finds himself in a romantic situation, a wild animal interrupts.	1
[WP] "Dad, why have you never talked about the fact that I'm adopted?" Your son asks. "What? You're not adopted!" You reply "why would you think something like that?". "Well.. you and Mum are white... and I'm black...". This is the first time you've ever noticed this.	1