/u/RoboJoe9000's posts
[WP] It is said that when a zombie bites Chuck Norris, he doesn't turn into a zombie the zombie turns into Chuck Norris. This, my friends, is the Chuck Norris apocalypse.
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[WP] After learning of your future evils you must go back in time to shock your past hero self out of your path to evil. You've built three time machines now, but your future self destroys them. You finish the last touches on it when you arive, but this time you brought company: me, myself, and I!
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[WP] The dwarves have long believed of the dangers of digging too deep too greedily, but there is one good reason to dig too deep besides greed: mutually assured destruction.
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[WP] First contact with another intelligent race has long been dreamed off, but nobody expected them to be so... tiny. We almost didn't even notice they existed.
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[WP] Much the way planets and even galaxies can collide, universes can collide with each other. At least that's what the news said in the emergency broadcast.
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[WP] You can't defeat the necromancer, but you can start a rivalery between him and another necromancer. As far as you know nobody's tried this yet.
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[WP] You don't have any super powers but you still have made your place by being good at making clever traps. Turns out you don't need to fight a super to defeat them at all. Being so powerful they often grow arrogant. They never see it coming.
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[WP] The elves are tense at their battle stations, the brief calm before the storm. The great furry beast rises from the horizon and belows out it's cry "COOOKIE!" The Keebler colony has dreaded the return of this monster... this... cookie monster!
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