/u/RoboJoe9000's posts
[WP] Humans always thought themselves rulers of Earth, but it is the dwarves that are best adapted to surviving thermonuclear war
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[WP] The nature of Christmas has changed since the zombies apocalypse started, but Santa still has presents to deliver none-the-less. Luckily he's already wearing red.
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[WP] In order to reduce environmental impacts under a growing population most people have moved underground. They have cities, parks, farms, highways, mines, competition for resources, etc and of course tunnel warfare that would put the Vietcong to shame.
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[WP] Your power is to summon things from books, so long as you have your finger on the exact spot in the book the thing you want to summon is written about.
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[WP] A ship long thought lost to sea has drifted into harbor, derelict and covered in patches of what appears to be some kind of fungus, moss, or lichen. You've borded the ship to investigate.
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[WP] You misunderstood what Castle Law meant, but long story short much to the HOAs chagrin there really isn't any legal precedent for things like lava moats and catapults. At any rate if they don't like it, what are they going to do about it anyway? Swim across?
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[WP] You're an agoraphobic who can't leave home. Your house is completely haunted but you can't leave.
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[WP] The dead rise on this land over and over, never to rest. It was meant as a detterant but that kind of backfired. It's now a legendary place where armies are trained and tournaments are held.
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[WP] Little know secret: a part of why the chernobyl nuclear reactor melted down was becuase the controls were heavily modeled after Tetris.
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[WP] A haggard Chuck Norris stands upon the mountain of corpses as the horde continues to swarm, finally overwhelming him. As they begin the bite something starts happening to the zombies. They are becoming.... Chuck Norris! This is how the Chuck Norris apocalypse started.
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