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Christmas is my favourite day of the year, it gives me a chance to stretch my legs.

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Hell isn’t fire and brimstone, it’s not beautifully ironic and painfully personal, it’s not catered to you specifically, it’s not a punishment for your crimes, but trust me, it does exist.

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When I swallowed a bee, I was terrified of it stinging my throat from the inside.

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The one nice nurse in the mental asylum smiled at me before closing the door, leaving me bound in my bed to sleep.

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My wife wanted to try “consensual non-consent,” and I aimed to please.

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“Do you, Mary, take Stephen to be your lawfully wedded husband, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death do you part?”

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Paralysed and starving, I can feel my eyes grow heavy.

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“Please ma’am, step away from the vehicle and keep your eyes on us.”

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YOUR PERSONAL DATA HAS BEEN COLLECTED AND SOLD FOR A GRAND TOTAL OF 0.13 CENTS.

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We drilled deep into Antarctica, the one place left preserved by nature.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Christmas is my favourite day of the year, it gives me a chance to stretch my legs.	6575
Hell isn’t fire and brimstone, it’s not beautifully ironic and painfully personal, it’s not catered to you specifically, it’s not a punishment for your crimes, but trust me, it does exist.	5861
When I swallowed a bee, I was terrified of it stinging my throat from the inside.	3192
The one nice nurse in the mental asylum smiled at me before closing the door, leaving me bound in my bed to sleep.	2892
My wife wanted to try “consensual non-consent,” and I aimed to please.	2173
“Do you, Mary, take Stephen to be your lawfully wedded husband, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death do you part?”	1927
Paralysed and starving, I can feel my eyes grow heavy.	1832
“Please ma’am, step away from the vehicle and keep your eyes on us.”	1351
YOUR PERSONAL DATA HAS BEEN COLLECTED AND SOLD FOR A GRAND TOTAL OF 0.13 CENTS.	1172
We drilled deep into Antarctica, the one place left preserved by nature.	965