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“Come down for cookies kids, and the pie’s almost done!”

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I always thought “stuck between a rock and a hard place” was a weird analogy.

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Deep in the dark, a single spark lit.

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They threatened to cut off my fingers if I ever tried to reveal their secrets.

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As I felt my soul leave my body, I felt as peace for the first time in years.

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“Mommy, Daddy’s practicing sword swallowing in the bedroom!”

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My crazy neighbour attacked me with a garden hose yesterday.

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For the small cost of a single strand of hair, you’ll be find your family fully stocked on food for years to come!

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[MAR21] I was terrified of having open heart surgery, but as the mask went over my face I drifted off anyway.

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My battalion stormed the village, ready to gather slaves for the fields.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Come down for cookies kids, and the pie’s almost done!”	64
I always thought “stuck between a rock and a hard place” was a weird analogy.	63
Deep in the dark, a single spark lit.	59
They threatened to cut off my fingers if I ever tried to reveal their secrets.	53
As I felt my soul leave my body, I felt as peace for the first time in years.	50
“Mommy, Daddy’s practicing sword swallowing in the bedroom!”	49
My crazy neighbour attacked me with a garden hose yesterday.	48
For the small cost of a single strand of hair, you’ll be find your family fully stocked on food for years to come!	48
[MAR21] I was terrified of having open heart surgery, but as the mask went over my face I drifted off anyway.	47
My battalion stormed the village, ready to gather slaves for the fields.	46