/u/Robotguy39's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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“All it takes is a quick snip and you’ll be in paradise with me forever!”

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A strong metal skeleton was the first advancement in immortality, followed quickly by artificial organs.

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I always thought the ability to stretch my body would be cool.

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I cut through the Christmas meal and laid the slices down on the plate.

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As I stepped through the ashes of my home, I fell to my knees and began to sob.

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I saw my story reposted on tiktok, with a million views.

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Stretch marks never bothered me, they were basically free tattoos.

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[FEB21] Cupid's arrow struck deeply, tearing into my chest.

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As my entrails fell from my stomach in combat, I didn’t see any way things could get worse.

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[APR22] I made a deal with the Devil to never lose a game of Poker again.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“All it takes is a quick snip and you’ll be in paradise with me forever!”	45
A strong metal skeleton was the first advancement in immortality, followed quickly by artificial organs.	44
I always thought the ability to stretch my body would be cool.	40
I cut through the Christmas meal and laid the slices down on the plate.	38
As I stepped through the ashes of my home, I fell to my knees and began to sob.	36
I saw my story reposted on tiktok, with a million views.	34
Stretch marks never bothered me, they were basically free tattoos.	31
[FEB21] Cupid's arrow struck deeply, tearing into my chest.	30
As my entrails fell from my stomach in combat, I didn’t see any way things could get worse.	30
[APR22] I made a deal with the Devil to never lose a game of Poker again.	30