/u/RockettheMinifig's posts
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[WP] your a member of the Horror Movie Police; it's your job to make sure the action goes on for just long enough to make a blockbuster while still upholding the law and saving as many lives as possible.
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[WP] as social-politictal tensions grow higher, the POTUS is called upon to make a statement about Grammar Police Brutality. Your his speechwriter.
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[WP] It's the big day, the day of the POTUS's coronation speech- when suddenly, a massive portal opens: out comes refuges, from the other dimension... where the opposite candidate won.
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[WP] A few hundred meters into the danger zone, you can't tell what's worse: getting a nosebleed inside your rebreather, or that your own blood on your visor is costing you visibility.
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[WP] Once hailed a miracle of modern medicine, many compliations videos labeled “These Vines cured my ___” were highly sought after. Since the shutdown of Vine however medical providers are now struggling as the finite pool of funny videos slowly lose their potency...
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[WP] Write a story involving one's cell (phone) number, and cell (jail) number. Switch them around, confuse them, shuffle them up so that by the end we can't tell the difference.
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[WP] Becoming an old, angry, grumpy conservative doesn't come with age: it is transmitted very similar to vampires or werewolves
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