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Desperate to demonstrate my worth I showed the Roman General how to get a stain out of the carpet with salt.

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It’s so messed up that those serial killers in prison get all those fan letters and marriage proposals.

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Everyone hurriedly touched their index finger to their nose.

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I locked myself into my hotel room for the weekend , handcuffed myself to the bed and began trying to set the world record for the longest Rick Roll Binge.

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I was crying a little when I watched my baby roll down the driveway for the last time. NSFW

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I think there is entirely too much emphasis put on Santas “Naughty and Nice” list.

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“She’s a bit young for you, isn’t the gentlemen’s rule half your age plus seven?”

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Ive been lonely since we moved so I called up my favorite uncle Paulie.

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I was ready for immortality he finally agreed to turn me.

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Why are there so few venomous mammals and birds?

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Desperate to demonstrate my worth I showed the Roman General how to get a stain out of the carpet with salt.	10	TwoSentenceHorror
It’s so messed up that those serial killers in prison get all those fan letters and marriage proposals.	9	TwoSentenceHorror
Everyone hurriedly touched their index finger to their nose.	8	TwoSentenceHorror
I locked myself into my hotel room for the weekend , handcuffed myself to the bed and began trying to set the world record for the longest Rick Roll Binge.	8	TwoSentenceHorror
I was crying a little when I watched my baby roll down the driveway for the last time. NSFW	8	TwoSentenceHorror
I think there is entirely too much emphasis put on Santas “Naughty and Nice” list.	7	TwoSentenceHorror
“She’s a bit young for you, isn’t the gentlemen’s rule half your age plus seven?”	6	TwoSentenceHorror
Ive been lonely since we moved so I called up my favorite uncle Paulie.	5	TwoSentenceHorror
I was ready for immortality he finally agreed to turn me.	5	TwoSentenceHorror
Why are there so few venomous mammals and birds?	1	askscience