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Ok remember son the song goes : alligators bears chimps dinosaurs elephants foxes and giraffes hyenas iguanas jaguars kangaroos lions mammoths and narwalls orangoutangs porcupines quail rabbits snakes tigers and urchins vultures whales xurex yaks and zebras.

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You have to be strong princess it doesn’t matter if they scream at you , spit on you or even hit you remember to keep that chin up and don’t let them get to you.

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“I shouldn’t have came” I heard myself say.

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I was so happy the girls mother spoke English as well as Spanish because I couldn’t understand a word she was saying but she was clearly lost and confused .

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Giant Pandas are no longer on the endangered species list.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer while walking home from our house Christmas Eve.

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Laura opened the window and began quietly down the rope she made from her bedsheets.

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“It’s not your turn to talk James, look I have the talking piece”

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After I finished carefully attaching the pearls to the balloon I released it and watched it float all the way to the surface.

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“Hows everyone living pretty , mellow evening?”

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Ok remember son the song goes : alligators bears chimps dinosaurs elephants foxes and giraffes hyenas iguanas jaguars kangaroos lions mammoths and narwalls orangoutangs porcupines quail rabbits snakes tigers and urchins vultures whales xurex yaks and zebras.	53	TwoSentenceHorror
You have to be strong princess it doesn’t matter if they scream at you , spit on you or even hit you remember to keep that chin up and don’t let them get to you.	35	TwoSentenceHorror
“I shouldn’t have came” I heard myself say.	31	TwoSentenceHorror
I was so happy the girls mother spoke English as well as Spanish because I couldn’t understand a word she was saying but she was clearly lost and confused .	29	TwoSentenceHorror
Giant Pandas are no longer on the endangered species list.	24	TwoSentenceHorror
Grandma got ran over by a reindeer while walking home from our house Christmas Eve.	21	TwoSentenceHorror
Laura opened the window and began quietly down the rope she made from her bedsheets.	20	TwoSentenceHorror
“It’s not your turn to talk James, look I have the talking piece”	17	TwoSentenceHorror
After I finished carefully attaching the pearls to the balloon I released it and watched it float all the way to the surface.	15	TwoSentenceHorror
“Hows everyone living pretty , mellow evening?”	13	TwoSentenceHorror