/u/Roivas14's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Every knock knock joke ever told actually takes place in the same town, and it's always the same person knocking...
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[WP] A boy with very little sense stares into the sun on a dare, determined to look at it for a full 10 seconds to impress his friends. Despite the pain, he succeeds, and suddenly the sky glitches in and out of existence. Turns out, staring into the sun is the key to disrupting the Simulation.
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[WP] A surprising and very unique autobiography has hit bookstores everywhere and becomes an instant bestseller. It is written by Frankenstein's monster...or would have been, but those who previously owned his writing hand and brain keep interjecting to tell their life stories, too.
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[SP] The Miss Universe contest with a female representative from every sentient species in the universe.
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[WP] One city's local comedy scene has recently witnessed an increase in bug exterminators taking the stage and telling horrendous jokes. The only sound audiences hear after such bad jokes are crickets. Actually, lots of crickets. too many crickets...
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[WP] You go to a tarot card reader on a beach boardwalk for fun. Their eyes grow wide, staring at the cards. They look up at you and say, "Something you have in your refrigerator has the same expiration date as you." You laugh, but when you get home, it begins to freak you out. What if she's right?
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[WP] You're a superhero and Mr. Voodoo is your lamest villain because he's so easily beaten. But the next time you encounter him, he's holding the most powerful weapon imaginable; he's turned a globe into a voodoo doll of planet Earth.
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[WP] A man with a dark past dies in a hospital for a full minute, but is resuscitated by hospital staff. The man is horrified upon arrival, claiming he saw hell. Worst of all, he said something followed him back into the land of the living.
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