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My mom has been super supportive since I attempted suicide.

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Since my job has low supervision and doesn’t require much mental energy, I can drink on the job almost every day!

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My parents always told me I had an imaginary friend I called “my brother” when I was young.

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When I was just a boy, a great white-toothed monster smashed our house and ate half of my father.

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I was so hungry after mommy locked herself in the bathroom for days, but sister told me not to worry.

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I was finally home after a late night at work and went right to bed.

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I was so excited to see that grandma had showed up for my birthday party with a delicious chocolate cake.

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They say if you die your dog might try to eat your face.

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Someone started a grease fire at my house.

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My faith paid off, I think I’ve died and gone to heaven

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My mom has been super supportive since I attempted suicide.	2194
Since my job has low supervision and doesn’t require much mental energy, I can drink on the job almost every day!	90
My parents always told me I had an imaginary friend I called “my brother” when I was young.	51
When I was just a boy, a great white-toothed monster smashed our house and ate half of my father.	44
I was so hungry after mommy locked herself in the bathroom for days, but sister told me not to worry.	24
I was finally home after a late night at work and went right to bed.	12
I was so excited to see that grandma had showed up for my birthday party with a delicious chocolate cake.	10
They say if you die your dog might try to eat your face.	1
Someone started a grease fire at my house.	1
My faith paid off, I think I’ve died and gone to heaven	1