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I've been an exorcist for over 40 years, so I can tell you that the worst demons aren't the dramatic ones you see in Hollywood movies.

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Times are changing, so demons and spirits have had to change with them.

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Most people hate it when old acquaintances contact them out of nowhere to sell garbage, but I don't.

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When we were kids, we would never bike near the abandoned farmhouse on Breyer Road because we heard it was haunted

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When I first reached Hell, I thought the silence was so serene and soothing

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One thing I didnt expect after I lost 300 pounds is that I'd have all of this excess skin

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Strangling and dismembering is the easy part

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I'll admit to you all openly that I regret having my terrible son

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When I found the genie's lamp, I should have thought through my wish to find my soulmate and be with her forever

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When the angel first told me I was Jesus reincarnate and had to make blood offerings to God, I felt like I had no choice but to obey her.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I've been an exorcist for over 40 years, so I can tell you that the worst demons aren't the dramatic ones you see in Hollywood movies.	4719	TwoSentenceHorror
Times are changing, so demons and spirits have had to change with them.	60	TwoSentenceHorror
Most people hate it when old acquaintances contact them out of nowhere to sell garbage, but I don't.	55	TwoSentenceHorror
When we were kids, we would never bike near the abandoned farmhouse on Breyer Road because we heard it was haunted	31	TwoSentenceHorror
When I first reached Hell, I thought the silence was so serene and soothing	30	TwoSentenceHorror
One thing I didnt expect after I lost 300 pounds is that I'd have all of this excess skin	28	TwoSentenceHorror
Strangling and dismembering is the easy part	27	TwoSentenceHorror
I'll admit to you all openly that I regret having my terrible son	21	TwoSentenceHorror
When I found the genie's lamp, I should have thought through my wish to find my soulmate and be with her forever	20	TwoSentenceHorror
When the angel first told me I was Jesus reincarnate and had to make blood offerings to God, I felt like I had no choice but to obey her.	16	TwoSentenceHorror