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Isn't it amazing that these harassing messages to Kate's mom are the least of John's problems these days?

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For you newcomers, especially the ladies, here is some of John's best storytelling. He proudly discusses genital warts and seeing dangling crabs in his pubic hairs. I'm sure his children were very proud when this video went public.

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No doubt John is praying for the hurricane to impact this mom's house. He'll be the first one lining up for FEMA money, begging his audience for help, and trying to scam the insurance company for payouts.

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Shame on all of you! John's OCD would NEVER allow him to do this: "A fraudulent conveyance is an asset transfer that aims to delay, hinder, or defraud creditors from collecting their debts. "

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I guarantee his high school teachers could've predicted this from D-student Melendez: Unemployed, still lazy and focused on stupid things, blaming others for his failures, and lying his way through life.

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"Bottom 1/3 Percentile Johnny": If you REALLY didn't care about school back in the day like a T-Bird, you would've dropped out and started work as a mechanic, joined the Army, or other tough guy stuff. BUT NO, you stayed in and floundered because you're a fucking dummy. LOL!

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It's 2024, John walks into a bar and sees a couple of akanks that he thinks he can get lucky with. How does he introduce himself?

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It's 2024, John walks into a bar and sees a couple of skanks that he believes he can expose his genital warts to. How does he introduce himself?

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Isn't it amazing that these harassing messages to Kate's mom are the least of John's problems these days?	29
For you newcomers, especially the ladies, here is some of John's best storytelling. He proudly discusses genital warts and seeing dangling crabs in his pubic hairs. I'm sure his children were very proud when this video went public.	28
No doubt John is praying for the hurricane to impact this mom's house. He'll be the first one lining up for FEMA money, begging his audience for help, and trying to scam the insurance company for payouts.	24
Shame on all of you! John's OCD would NEVER allow him to do this: "A fraudulent conveyance is an asset transfer that aims to delay, hinder, or defraud creditors from collecting their debts. "	24
I guarantee his high school teachers could've predicted this from D-student Melendez: Unemployed, still lazy and focused on stupid things, blaming others for his failures, and lying his way through life.	22
"Bottom 1/3 Percentile Johnny": If you REALLY didn't care about school back in the day like a T-Bird, you would've dropped out and started work as a mechanic, joined the Army, or other tough guy stuff. BUT NO, you stayed in and floundered because you're a fucking dummy. LOL!	8
It's 2024, John walks into a bar and sees a couple of akanks that he thinks he can get lucky with. How does he introduce himself?	1
It's 2024, John walks into a bar and sees a couple of skanks that he believes he can expose his genital warts to. How does he introduce himself?	1