/u/Rubicon208's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
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The kids in my neighborhood love to play around in front of my house because of all the colorful butterflies.
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"Oh my gosh, I've been reincarnated into a medieval fantasy world!" I thought happily to myself as the midwife carried me in her arms.
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"I'm impressed you've spent all this time with most of your teeth rotten," the dentist said tiredly as he finally finished treating his most troublesome patient in his entire career.
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"Interesting..." the archaeologist muttered as he took an image of the ancient medical records with his neurochip.
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"Haha, me and my wife Debbie love each other very much," the man bragged to his friends as they cheered the couple.
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I laughed hysterically when I finally discovered the missing ingredient in making the most human-like AI, which was the lack of rationality.
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