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While I was making cookies with my friend the other day, I accidentally spilled some hundreds and thousands on the floor.

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My abusive ex-boyfriend turned up at my house one evening, armed with a hacksaw.

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"Daddy, thank you for getting rid of those monsters!"

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I've always wondered what happens after you die, so on top of being suicidal, I was partially relieved when I felt the blade sear through my heart.

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Dear diary, two nights ago, I was walking in the woods and met a woman who gave me a strange amulet.

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I thought my husband was normal.

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Everyone celebrated our team's success in creating a potion that can transform one into any and all animals.

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They say that every time you learn something in life, your brain gains a wrinkle.

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I can hear the sound of applause echo around the empty theatre.

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I look at the policemen pointing guns at me with a pained expression.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
While I was making cookies with my friend the other day, I accidentally spilled some hundreds and thousands on the floor.	5802
My abusive ex-boyfriend turned up at my house one evening, armed with a hacksaw.	71
"Daddy, thank you for getting rid of those monsters!"	41
I've always wondered what happens after you die, so on top of being suicidal, I was partially relieved when I felt the blade sear through my heart.	22
Dear diary, two nights ago, I was walking in the woods and met a woman who gave me a strange amulet.	15
I thought my husband was normal.	14
Everyone celebrated our team's success in creating a potion that can transform one into any and all animals.	12
They say that every time you learn something in life, your brain gains a wrinkle.	11
I can hear the sound of applause echo around the empty theatre.	7
I look at the policemen pointing guns at me with a pained expression.	6