/u/Ruventus's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My new husband is making me take out an awfully large life insurance policy.

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People always laugh or smile when I say my wife is a treasure.

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I got a message from a random number, pictures of my wife, dead.

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My Daddy said if I do good on my test today I can have all the candy I want!!

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I take my meds, I go outside, I socialise and surround myself with good people.

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I love silence, sometimes when I’m in bed I hold my breath just so I can appreciate absolute quiet.

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They tied weights to me and threw me into the ocean, I’m drowning.

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“Working with good wood is so much easier” he muttered, hammering another nail in with some difficulty.

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I squinted at my goldfish bowl, smiling at the only fishy who had wanted to come out of hiding.

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I don’t have much time-

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My new husband is making me take out an awfully large life insurance policy.	5240
People always laugh or smile when I say my wife is a treasure.	193
I got a message from a random number, pictures of my wife, dead.	176
My Daddy said if I do good on my test today I can have all the candy I want!!	88
I take my meds, I go outside, I socialise and surround myself with good people.	83
I love silence, sometimes when I’m in bed I hold my breath just so I can appreciate absolute quiet.	59
They tied weights to me and threw me into the ocean, I’m drowning.	31
“Working with good wood is so much easier” he muttered, hammering another nail in with some difficulty.	13
I squinted at my goldfish bowl, smiling at the only fishy who had wanted to come out of hiding.	13
I don’t have much time-	10